VENICE BEACH - Justin Bieber was having breakfast at Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Venice Beach with his mentor Usher when he was approached by a reporter for Hollywood Innuendo.
Ty Tickler with HI asked Bieber about the recent allegations alleged by Marietta Yullyfiggle, 20, that he is the father of her new born baby which she named Trickster Aloysius Justice Yullyfiggle.
Bieber shook his head and remarked that he has never met anyone named Marietta Yullyfiggle and that if he had he would have remembered because the name Marietta is a very uncommon name.
Justin told Tickler that there is no way that he would ever allow his son to be named Trickster so that proves that the baby is not his.
Just as he was talking to Ty Tickler, Selena Gomez walked into the restaurant and sat down at the table.
Right away Selena asked Justin if he had seen the photos of the baby. He giggled and said that he had. He asked her if she had seen them. She replied that she hadn’t and Justin told her that the baby does not look anything at all like him.
Justin told Selena that the baby looks more like it could have been fathered by Charlie Sheen or Jesse James.
Selena laughed and told Justin that she knows that he has told her over 200 times that he is saving himself for the marriage bed and that she knows that there is no way that he would ever do thenasty belly bump with a woman who is not his wife.
Tickler asked Justin if it is a safe bet then that he and Selena practice celibacy. Justin looked puzzled. He turned to Selena who blushed and replied, “Justin he is asking if you and I have ever done thebouncy bounce and of course the answer is no because we are not married.”
Justin Bieber says that in the interest of getting this matter behind him he is willing to submit to a Rochard Test to prove once and for all that he is not the baby’s father.
SOURCE: The Spoof.com